Is that why your shirt is inside out and your underwear is always on backwards?
Gabe: Eva's gift is doing things carefully. My gift is doing things fast!
Gabe: Eva's gift is doing things carefully. My gift is doing things fast!
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Teaching the fundamentals of good hygiene
Dad (to Eva): No, no, no. You may not scrub your feet with your toothbrush and then put it back in your mouth.
Dad (to Eva): No, no, no. You may not scrub your feet with your toothbrush and then put it back in your mouth.
I'm sure that can be arranged
Dad: Gabe - it's almost time for bed.
Gabe: Are you kidding me? I feel like I could move huge bricks for . . . like . . . two more hours!
Dad: Gabe - it's almost time for bed.
Gabe: Are you kidding me? I feel like I could move huge bricks for . . . like . . . two more hours!
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Some people think slouching in a chair and grouching into a beer is a real good time
Gabe: Well, I learned something about Robbie today. He's not much fun when he's tired . . . just like dad.
Gabe: Well, I learned something about Robbie today. He's not much fun when he's tired . . . just like dad.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Similarly, how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck?
Gabe: He's as happy as a clam . . . wait . . . How happy are clams, anyways?
Gabe: He's as happy as a clam . . . wait . . . How happy are clams, anyways?
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Choose your own adventure
Dad (in the middle of a story): So, all year I had been wanting a bike for my birthday. And in the morning, when I came downstairs, guess what I saw.
Eva: Chocolate pudding?
Dad (in the middle of a story): So, all year I had been wanting a bike for my birthday. And in the morning, when I came downstairs, guess what I saw.
Eva: Chocolate pudding?
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Dads are from Mars, kids are from Venus
Dad: Eva, do you have to go pee-pee?
Eva: Yes - but mommy's in the bathroom.
Dad: Can you hold your pee-pee until she gets out?
Eva: NO!
Dad: You can't? Are you going to go pee-pee in your pants?
Eva: Why do you want me to hold on to my pee-pee?
Dad: Not hold on to it - hold it inside you.
Eva: Only boys have pee-pees. Girls don't have pee-pees.
Dad: Well . . . yes . . . ummm . . . (leaves the room)
Dad: Eva, do you have to go pee-pee?
Eva: Yes - but mommy's in the bathroom.
Dad: Can you hold your pee-pee until she gets out?
Eva: NO!
Dad: You can't? Are you going to go pee-pee in your pants?
Eva: Why do you want me to hold on to my pee-pee?
Dad: Not hold on to it - hold it inside you.
Eva: Only boys have pee-pees. Girls don't have pee-pees.
Dad: Well . . . yes . . . ummm . . . (leaves the room)
Sunday, March 04, 2007
What they were all thinking
Nate just got finished using a teachable moment to instruct Gabe and Eva on a "life lesson"
Mom (from the other room): I missed the life lesson. What was it?
Gabe (in stage whisper): Nothing important.
Nate just got finished using a teachable moment to instruct Gabe and Eva on a "life lesson"
Mom (from the other room): I missed the life lesson. What was it?
Gabe (in stage whisper): Nothing important.
Secrets of the church, revealed.
Dad: This loaf of bread is getting pretty dry.
Gabe: Dry bread makes great toast. And when it gets really stale, it's good for communion.
Dad: This loaf of bread is getting pretty dry.
Gabe: Dry bread makes great toast. And when it gets really stale, it's good for communion.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Looks great with a poodle skirt
Eva (flapping around the room): I'm a hawk!
Mom: What kind of a hawk are you?
Eva: I'm a mohawk.
Eva (flapping around the room): I'm a hawk!
Mom: What kind of a hawk are you?
Eva: I'm a mohawk.
