Dads are from Mars, kids are from Venus

Dad: Eva, do you have to go pee-pee?

Eva: Yes - but mommy's in the bathroom.

Dad: Can you hold your pee-pee until she gets out?

Eva: NO!

Dad: You can't? Are you going to go pee-pee in your pants?

Eva: Why do you want me to hold on to my pee-pee?

Dad: Not hold on to it - hold it inside you.

Eva: Only boys have pee-pees. Girls don't have pee-pees.

Dad: Well . . . yes . . . ummm . . . (leaves the room)